OH HOW SAD...
Today is going to be the toughest posting ever for me to write. I do not know if I have or ever again will write a column that I feel so strongly about. Even now as I sit here and try to gather my thoughts for this column, I realize that I will probably have to stop several times to get through it. Please be patient with me, I am going to try my best.
Many of you who do not know me, may not realize this, but I am a huge softy. I hate watching sad movies because they always make me cry******(see comments below). I hate people taking advantage of people who can not defend themselves.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, TODAY, I AM HERE TO FIGHT FOR THE LITTLE GUY!!! TODAY, I WANT TO, NO I HAVE TO, DEFEND THOSE WHO CAN NOT DEFEND THEMSELVES!!! Who has committed such a heinous act? Who is this poor innocent victim? Why is nobody stepping up to to help the little guy? I am ashamed of us as a sports community because all of you are just acting like this is no big deal. PLEASE STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR THE LITTLE GUY!!!
Over the next several days for all of you, I will argue the case of THE NCAA v. Reggie Bush and the University of Southern California (known as USC). I realize there are also charges concerning O.J. Mayo and the basketball program, however, we are only looking at the charges and penalties against the football program.
OPENING ARGUMENT:
The Defendant in this case is Pete Carroll, Reggie Bush, and the USC football program. The Prosecutor, is a corporation who has made a fortune off of controlling the lives of young men and exploiting them for millions of dollars while refusing to compensate the players for their services. This EVIL empire has set these young men up and put them in a position where they have no choice but to go looking for opportunities to earn money with a normal job. However, in a most evil act, this corporation dictates how much these young men are allowed to work and how much they are allowed to be compensated for their services on the establishment that chooses to employ them. I ask you, how many of you when you go into a job interview have no control over how much money you can make? Most of us negotiate our salaries, however, when a company or an individual chooses to pay these young men a salary, this evil corporation steps in and slams their stern hand down and punishes hundreds of innocent people for these young men going out and making a living the best way they know how.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I will over the next several days prove without any doubt that USC and the rest of the defendants are being punished without cause. The defense will call Pete Carroll, Reggie Bush, Matt Lienart, among others to testify and they will all testify that they are being bullied by an EVIL CORPORATION! Ladies and Gentlemen, you are the only ones who can help to control this situation. You must stand up for the little guys! You must rule against the EVIL CORPORATION that is the NCAA. At the end of this case, YOU MUST sign the petition to have the 2 year ban lifted and FREE THE USC TROJANS!
Until Next Time...
******Who will ever forget the Joker dieing at the end of The Dark Knight, The Wicked Witch melting away to nothing in The Wizard of Oz, the blond kid at the end of The Karate Kid, and last but not least, Scar being killed by his rebillous nephew Simba. Let the jokes begin, but I cried at the end of all of these terible endings.
Guess who back!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCalhoun the last time I posted a comment you said that you only write articles on current events. Guess that has changed, the USC thing is old news boy you make the rules as you go don't you.
If witing about current events let me give you something to write about. Why not write about the Yankee organization? I mean there is plenty to write about with the two legends that they had to pass away.
And you teach someone. HAHA!!!!!!!! Teach them what? What do you really know that you can do and do well? Now come on really lets face it you can't write good sports articles.
Don't know if I will return, but I may periodically check in to see if your doing better. You really need to step up you game.
Until next time......
I must admit that you have taught me something. I thought that we were making progress. Last time you showed up, you actually made some decent points. I thought maybe you were about ready to come out of the closet about who you really are...guess not.
ReplyDeleteAs to this most recent post, I am glad to see you are back to your ususal postings that have nothing to do with anything I am writing about.
Yes, the Yankess are are in the news, but so is the USC situation. I do not know if you are watching any sports (from looking at your posts, I would say probably not), but Pete Carroll has been everywhere over the last few weeks. Yes the ruling was a few months ago, however this is a situation that will be in the news until at least until the start of the football season. With all of the Carroll interviews and the fact the he is being talked about so neagatively as of late because he is not saying anything, it made it something worth writing about.
As far as stepping up my game, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT MY GAME UNTIL YOU CAN POST BACK TO BACK POSTING THAT ACTUALLY HAVE CONTENT IN THEM!!! I'm not even going to lie and tell you I look forward to hearing back from you, because you are one pointless post and done. So thanks for wasting my time with no real content. Michael