NO WAY, NO HOW, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES

NO WAY, NO HOW, & UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES...

I hate growing up. Sure, there are some good things about getting older. I like being married, being able to make my own decisions (kinda...anyone who is married knows you don't ALWAYS make your own decisions), I like having children. There are a lot of good things about growing up, but there are also some really bad things about growing up. I can't fake sick in order to hang out and play video games after my mom and dad goes to work, I can't push everything under my bed and go play outside anymore, I can't just goof off with my friends and not worry about how I am going to make the money to pay the bills. The real world is tough. The worst thing about being an adult is the fact, that you cease to be naive. The President is no longer a great person, there is no tooth fairy who puts money under your pillow, and who will ever forget the time they thought mommy and daddy were getting a divorce because she was kissing Santa Clause. As damaging as all of this is to me, I will never forget what has happened to me over the last several years. Over the past several years, I have realized that the MLB All - Star Game is a JOKE!!! It used to be a great time of exhibition. It used to be a game where all of the stars gathered in one place for one magical night. I AM HERE TO OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE THE MLB All - STAR GAME DEAD!!!

This game has been on life support for a while. All of us, like any concerned family member would do, have stay gathered around the television sets hoping to see it come back to life. We endured the joke that was the game that ended in a tie. We endured the decision to let the winning League have home field advantage in the World Series & thought maybe this game is on it's way back. I really like that idea, maybe now the players will be competitive and the managers will stop treating this like a little league game where everyone gets to play. Slowly over time, the players got worse and everyone kept playing so the games got worse. Baseball is borderline unwatchable when the players are good, but when you are watching mediocre players it is UNBEARABLE!!!

However, IT IS TIME TO PULL THE PLUG ON THIS GAME!!! The game is dead, it does not matter. Tonight you will witness a HORRIBLE GAME WITH MEDIOCRE PLAYERS, who are there because of little league rules or the kind of person they are and not because they are the best players in the game. Let me identify who I am talking about: Joakim Soria, Matt Thornton, Ty Wiggington, Matt Capps, Evan Meek, Arthur Rhodes, Omar Infante, Marlon Byrd ARE NOT ALL STARS, I DON'T CARE WHERE THEY ARE GOING TO BE TONIGHT!!! When you put players like these in this game, it loses all credibility! These are good players,but not the best in the game & CERTAINLY NOT ALL STARS!

So, I am calling for a boycott! DO NOT WATCH THE GAME!!! If we all turn off the tv and do not watch this garbage, MLB will get the hint and they will stop the madness. However, I know what is going to happen you are going to watch and this game is on it's way to being the equivalent of the Pro Bowl.

Thanks for ruining what once was a great thing Bud.

Until Next Time...